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UC Davis
Take This Quiz And We’ll Sort You into a Hogwarts House So We Can All Avoid Doing Actual Work
You’ve got an entire pile of homework sitting in front of you right now, but you...
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UC Davis
6 Reasons Whole Earth Festival Was (and Always Will Be) Better than Picnic Day
The debate has been going on for years, dividing everyone at Davis between which is better: Picnic...
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Satire
Davis Becomes Engulfed in Pot Cloud as Whole Earth Festival Approaches
As Whole Earth Festival, Davis’s air quality worsens each day, and it’s not because of pollution,...
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Satire
Opinion: The UC Strike is Good And All, But Have You Considered Me?
My name is Chad Bradson, I am a freshman man-econ major and proud member of Alpa...
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UC Davis
QUIZ: Which UCD Silo Restaurant Are You?
Midterms season is in full force and it’s never going to be fun time at UCD....
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Campus Life
The 7 Most F***ed-Up Things To Ever Happen At UC Davis
Wild and crazy times don’t happen too frequently in Cow Town, but thanks to the awesome...
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Booze
7 (Real) Drunken Reviews of UC Davis Campus Resources
While UCD tries really hard to let students know about the various resources on campus, no...
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Satire
Imagining The Avengers as UC Davis Students
In the new movie, Avengers: Infinity War, we got to see approximately 78 superheroes all fighting a...
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Campus Life
6 Best Pictures of Good Boys on Saturday’s Picnic Day
Picnic Day is full of families, fun, and, of course, ridiculous amounts of drinking. In our...
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Booze
5 UCD-Themed Mixed Drinks for Day Drinking on Picnic Day 2018
Picnic Day is coming up, which means that you can day drink and not be judged...
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Davis Senior Found After Wandering Lost in Death Star Since Fall 2013
Shelby Jones, technically a senior age-wise but freshman academically, finally found her way out of the Social...
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The Judgmental Map of San Jose, California
Since San Jose is the third largest city in California (take that, San Francisco!) there are...
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Davis Fire Department Rescues Traumatized Student Trapped by Massive Puddle
As the rain poured down upon Davis last week, it became obvious that there is quite...
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QUIZ: Which UC Davis Welcome Week Event Are You?
If you’re a new student who just survived the chaos that is Welcome Week, congratulations! UCD...
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7 Mistakes You’ve Already Made After Just One Week Back at UCD
We did it Aggies, we made it through week one. We kicked off the quarter and...
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UCD Freshman with Bike Bell Thinks She’s God
Tens of students have been flocking to hear Alyssa Bleak’s fanatical speeches about her newfound powers....
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The Top 5 Drunk Foods of San Bernardino, California
On the weekends, you’re out partying or doing nothing of importance with a group of your...
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6 Coolest Looks You’ll See Around UC Davis This Winter
At UC Davis we have the coolest winter looks you’ll ever see. We can all agree...
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Janet Napolitano Swears Missing $175 Million “Must Be Around Here Somewhere”
Janet Napolitano, who has been President of the University of California System since 2013, met with...
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The Things You See When You Sit in Shields Library for 3+ Hours
Shields Library serves as a campus necessity. And, during finals week here at UC Davis, students...