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6 Westwood Grocery Stores That’ll Guarantee Post-College Crippling Debt
On average, a UCLA student spends more money at their neighborhood supermarkets than on tuition and...
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6 Ways to Convince Yourself You’re Studying for Finals so You Don’t Hate Yourself
During this gorgeous finals season, when the hot-red faces of sober try-hards reminds everybody that we...
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First Class of Bird Scooters Set to Graduate From UCLA
University of California, Los Angeles, 2119 — In celebration of its second centennial, UCLA, for the...
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7 Mostly Legal Ways You Would’ve Gotten to Your 8AM Class This Quarter
Upon arriving at this unsympathetic labyrinth called “college,” you soon learn that sleep is an erratic...
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4 Best Ways to Pick Up Girls in Powell During Finals
So you’re getting ready for the finals week grind, hitting Powell daily, and one day you...
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7 Uses For That Empty Lot on Frat Row That Are Better Than a New Frat
You know and love it, and if you live on or near Gayley, you want to...
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8 Ways to Become The Next Los Angeles Fitness Instagram Star
Finding a company that’s willing to employ you is tough. In this age, instead of working...
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Hidden Explanations Behind The UCLA Sculpture Garden Pieces
Every day, dozens of angsty north-campus students flock to the elusive utopia, known as “Sculpture Garden.”...
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QUIZ: What’s The Likelihood You’ll Become a Pornstar After Graduation?
It’s been real, but after four years you’ve come to realize that there’s only one real...
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Amateur Bird Chargers: The Bounty eHunters of UCLA
You may have forgotten about Bird, or ended your tortured love affair after a $200 ticket,...
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Which UCLA Celebrity Alumni Are You?
We all know UCLA has some pretty sick alumni, and we all know despite your best...
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QUIZ: Which Cafe 1919 Pizza Are You?
Well, here it is – the quiz you’ve been waiting on the edge of your seat...
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QUIZ: Which UCLA Dining Hall Are You?
Sure, you know which dining hall you spend the most time around…but do you know which...
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QUIZ: Do You Really Belong at UCLA or Are You USC Trash?
As a Bruin, you love to partake in the UCLA vs. USC rivalry. You have a...
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UCLA Bans Frat Parties Because, Shocker! They’re Literal Nightmares
On Wednesday, the Interfraternity Council (IFC) voted to suspend all frat parties indefinitely. When asked to...
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Fuck It, We Ranked the Frats
Since the frats are effectively banned from UCLA’s campus, we’ve ranked them all to make all you...
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The Judgmental Map of San Jose, California
Since San Jose is the third largest city in California (take that, San Francisco!) there are...
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The Top 5 Sexiest Sex Places to Have Sex at UCLA
The weekend is coming up fast, which means it’s time to have sex. That’s right—the dirty...
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LiAngelo Ball Caught Shoplifting, Still Unable To Steal Spotlight
HANGZHOU, CHINA — After years suffering as the middle brother in the Ball family, LiAngelo Ball reportedly had...
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Prestige Vodka to Declare Bankruptcy Citing UCLA Frat Party Ban
Within just a week of UCLA’s in-house fraternity party ban, popular cheap vodka, Prestige, has declared...