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UCLA
8 Ways to Protect Your CCLE Account That Are Better Than MFA
UCLA administration decided to ramp up safety efforts, an issue of top-notch importance: through MFA, they...
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UCLA
Pediatric Aids Coalition Implements Guerrilla Warfare-Style Flyering in Effort to ‘Save Children’
With Dance Marathon a mere three weeks away, the Pediatric Aids Coalition (PAC) has begun implementing...
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UCLA
Bruinwalk Bamboozle: Are Professors Inflating Their Ratings?
Earlier this week, a student oversight committee caught teachers inflating their BruinWalk ratings in an attempt...
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UCLA
Frat Boys: 7 Ways To Perfect Your Dad Bod Post-Spring Break Bender
You worked hard for your Cabo body last quarter: you went to Bfit once to pee...
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UCLA
Following Spring Break Debauchery, Entire UCLA Frat Banned From Cabo
On the first day of spring quarter, a day usually known for joy and untapped potential,...
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UCLA
6 Ways to Find The Perfect UCLA Roommate For Next Fall
The beginnings of a successful social and private life requires a perfect UCLA roommate, one that...
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UCLA
Congrats on Oprah, USC—Won’t Live Up to Brad Delson We Had in 2009
So, you guys got Oprah for your commencement. No, really, a congrats are in order: You...
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UCLA
7 Crevices to Live In If You Can’t Snag Your Dream Westwood Apartment
You waited too long, and now every desirable Westwood apartment, from the far reaches of Strathmore...
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Quiz
QUIZ: What Southern California Town Are You Ashamed of Being From?
Everybody has baggage. Some people have crazy ex-girlfriends and dormant STDs, and some people are just...
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UCLA
8 Things to Steal From UCLA While They Steal Your Joy
With peak suffering right around the corner, we all feel our discontent with UCLA for making...
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Which UCLA Celebrity Alumni Are You?
We all know UCLA has some pretty sick alumni, and we all know despite your best...
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QUIZ: Which Cafe 1919 Pizza Are You?
Well, here it is – the quiz you’ve been waiting on the edge of your seat...
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QUIZ: Which UCLA Dining Hall Are You?
Sure, you know which dining hall you spend the most time around…but do you know which...
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QUIZ: Do You Really Belong at UCLA or Are You USC Trash?
As a Bruin, you love to partake in the UCLA vs. USC rivalry. You have a...
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UCLA Bans Frat Parties Because, Shocker! They’re Literal Nightmares
On Wednesday, the Interfraternity Council (IFC) voted to suspend all frat parties indefinitely. When asked to...
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LiAngelo Ball Caught Shoplifting, Still Unable To Steal Spotlight
HANGZHOU, CHINA — After years suffering as the middle brother in the Ball family, LiAngelo Ball reportedly had...
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The Judgmental Map of San Jose, California
Since San Jose is the third largest city in California (take that, San Francisco!) there are...
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Fuck It, We Ranked the Frats
Since the frats are effectively banned from UCLA’s campus, we’ve ranked them all to make all you...
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The Top 5 Sexiest Sex Places to Have Sex at UCLA
The weekend is coming up fast, which means it’s time to have sex. That’s right—the dirty...
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Prestige Vodka to Declare Bankruptcy Citing UCLA Frat Party Ban
Within just a week of UCLA’s in-house fraternity party ban, popular cheap vodka, Prestige, has declared...