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National
Top 10 Things To Do Naked Besides Sex
When you strip down naked there are unlimited possibilities — including sex — but here are...
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QUIZ: Who Should You Let Cough on You So You Can Get the Flu?
It’s the most wonderful time of the year–flu season! From chapped lips, dry red noses and skin...
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National
This is What Happens to Your Body When You Shower Barefoot in The Dorms
So, you’ve walked into the dorm showers without shower sandals. Yikes! Just, like, why’d you do...
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Illinois
Drinking Game: Seven and a Half
Like Blackjack but hate counting? Enjoy gambling, but don’t have any money? Well, then boy, this Blackjack...
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Chicago
We Made Malört-Infused Cupcakes and Forced People to Eat Them
Jeppson’s Malört has been described as tasting like “gasoline and hairspray,” “the end of a Sharpie,”...
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Chicago
Mean Tweets About the Chicago Bean
Hey, it’s me Cloud. Cloud Gate from Chicago? A lot people think it’s pronounced “the bean”, but...
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National
A Government Shutdown is Looming — Will That Prevent You From Getting Drunk Tonight?
Woah! Republicans and Democrats are currently engaged in a Mexican standoff (note from the Trump Administration: “The...
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Dave Matthews Band Just Annouced Tour Dates — You and the Boys Ready?
Bro! You knew it was coming, but it was just a matter of time before the...
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National
Quick! Read This So You Don’t Have to Talk With Another Person at This Party
Phew, that was close! You almost made eye contact with someone you did a group project...
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Campus Life
How to Piss Off Your Stupid Dumb Family While You’re at Home for Break
While all of your friends are headed to Colorado for winter break to go shoop-shoopin’ in...
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QUIZ: Which Magic School Bus Character are You Based on Your Social Life?
It was the best day of elementary school when your teacher would walk into class and...
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QUIZ: What Big Ten Mascot Should You Sleep With?
Big Ten mascots, known for their furry costumes and muscular builds, will be roaming the sidelines...
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6 Top Tips to Land the Shitty Entry-Level Job of Your Dreams
Fresh out of college, you’re unemployed and entering a job market that merciless and unforgiving. Let’s...
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How to Communicate with a Potential Fraternity Lover
Congratulations, pledge! You’ve received a bid to whatever sorority thinks you’re cute enough. Now that...
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Top 10 Reasons You Should’ve Gone to Community College
Questioning spending thousands of dollars on school? You should’ve tried community college! From free, used needles...
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Top 10 Fights You’re Gonna Have with Your Parents this Thanksgiving
From disgruntled fathers voicing their opinions to your relationship status, here are 10 fights you’re gonna...
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Student Panicking Because Not Sure If Able to Top Last Year’s Halloween Costume
With the turn of the season, many students are finally beginning to feel comfortable with their...
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Freshman Football Player Delighted That He Also Won’t Have to Take His Own Tests in College
College student-athletes will continue to live their luxurious lives this fall. Athletes will be given...
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App Convinces College Student to ‘Calm the F*** Out and Chill’
This is a sponsored post in collaboration with Calm College. With midterms-that-seem-to-turn-into-finals season approaching, a 20+...
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Millions of Women’s Periods Sync Up in Heartwarming Show of Solidarity
The day after Donald Trump was sworn into office, millions of women and some incredibly...
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We Made Malört-Infused Cupcakes and Forced People to Eat Them
Jeppson’s Malört has been described as tasting like “gasoline and hairspray,” “the end of a Sharpie,”...
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Mean Tweets About the Chicago Bean
Hey, it’s me Cloud. Cloud Gate from Chicago? A lot people think it’s pronounced “the bean”, but...