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5 Fake Horror Movie Posters That Accurately Describe UCF

Here at The Black Sheep, although we like to take a jab or poke a joke at UCF and its constituents every now and then, it doesn’t mean we don’t appreciate all that the university gives us—even if it’s pure comedic fodder. Of course, there are parts of the university that stand out more than others. In honor of the most horrifying aspects of UCF, we dedicate these posters of campus services and staff—even if they look like they were drawn by Christy Brown, no offense, Christy. 

5.) ’63 South:

4.) U.C.F.P.D.:

3.) It Came From Outer Space:

2.) The Ticketer:

1.) Library:

This close to finals, these otherwise mundane services can make you feel as stressed out as a hot blonde in a horror film. Hopefully you enjoyed these posters; although if you did, it probably means you have the artistic understanding of a third grader (held-back twice). Anyway, come back and visit for more later—if our lazy cartoonist decides to pump out more than a half-assed comic at least once a week, the slimy bastard. 

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