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The Adventures of Rat-Man: The Bike Thief

Recently UCF’s campus has been buzzing with excitement (and fear) over its very own mysterious, masked hero. Rat Man, a grown man who lurks around campus at night in a shifty rat tail and mask, has gained instant fame after stopping a would-be bike thief. The student body is eager to see more of his adventures, so we’ve created Rat Man’s first superhero comic.
Who is the man behind the mask? Perhaps it doesn’t matter. Perhaps Rat Man is nothing more than a symbol of hope to all. Or perhaps he is simply the hero we deserve: a terrifying man-child with far too much time on his hands. We love you, Rat Man. Thank you for keeping our campus, and bicycles, safe.

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