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Area Woman Would ‘Rather Die’ than Lose the Hamilton Lottery Again

THE LOOP — Maddie Hazzell has been entering the Hamilton Lottery for over a year now, and still hasn’t won tickets to the show at the CIBC Theatre. She has since claimed that she would prefer death to opening up one more email that reads, “try again.”

“I’d rather be murdered than go another day without hearing ‘My Shot’ live,” Hazzell was overheard saying to a co-worker. “I matched with one of the dancers on Bumble, I don’t understand who they’re giving these tickets to if not me.”

Meanwhile, 9 people in the city were shot and killed over the weekend for reasons that weren’t simply being annoyed that they couldn’t see a musical for $10.

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