CHICAGO — THE Tom Skilling has predicted that the weather in Chicago this weekend will be rather hot and sticky, just like your mom.
“Afternoon high temperatures will climb into the lower 80s Tuesday and Wednesday, then reach about 90 degrees Thursday and into the middle or upper 90s Friday and Saturday,” said Skilling confidently. “And if that doesn’t sound wet and steamy like your mom, well then I’m not doing my job am I?”
Skilling has also suggested that you dress lightly and carry an umbrella, per your mom’s advice.
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