6 WAYS YOU KNOW YOU HAVEN’T STOPPED SCREAMING SINCE WINNING THE NATTY

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LAST NIGHT WAS THE MOST INCREDIBLE UNBELIEVABLE FUCKING AMAZING GAME IN CLEMSON FOOTBALL HISTORY. IT WAS ALABAMA’S FIRST LOSS TO CLEMSON SINCE 1902. LAST TIME CLEMSON BEAT THE TIDE THE MOST POPULAR CAR WAS A HORSE. YOUR VOICE MIGHT BE ROUGH FROM SCREAMING, BUT HERE ARE SOME SUREFIRE WAYS TO TELL THAT YOU HAVEN’T STOPPED SCREAMING SINCE DESHAUN THREW THE TOUCHDOWN PASS IN OVERTIME AND BAMA DEFENDERS HAD ANOTHER LATE HIT THE REFS DIDN’T CALL BUT THAT’S FINE BECAUSE IT’S OVER NOW F*** YESSSSSSS.

6.) You’re drenched in sweat and smell worse than a trash can filled with old 356 sushi and a Hunter Renfrow soaked jersey:.
WHO NEEDS TO SHOWER WHEN BEN BOULWARE IS A CHAMPION! WE’LL SHOWER IN BAMA TEARS.

5.) Your Adams apple is harder than Howard’s Rock:
OH YEAH BABY! *cough* *cough* THIS REALLY HURTS! LIKE A LOT! I NEED TO SEE A DOCTOR. JUST KIDDING DON’T CARE I FEEL GREAT. EVERYTHING IS HAPPY AND GREAT.

4.) Your professor emailed you a syllabus along with a note telling you that he can hear you all the way from Europe:
CLEMSON WON! I’M NOT GOING TO A CLASS THIS SEMESTER! ONLY THING I’M GOING TO DO IS DRINK NATTY AND KEEP SCREAMING “WE WON THE NATTY.”

3.) You look literally opposite to this guy:

CRY YOU PUSSIES. KEEP CRYING HAHAHAH! F*** BAMA AND F*** YOU! ROLL TEARS! ROLL YOUR TEARS RIGHT INTO MY BUTT LOL!!! CLEMSON NATION!

2.) You forgot about last year:
WHAT? WE DON’T EVER REMEMBER 2016 AT ALL. IT DIDN’T HAPPEN. DID THEY EVEN HAVE FOOTBALL LAST YEAR? WHO CARES. DESHAUN IS BAE. #ONETRUEHEISMAN

1.) Your text messages look like this:

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LITERALLY MY THOUGHTS ARE IN CAPS LOCK. IT WILL NEVER STOP AND WE DON’T WANT IT TO.

IF YOU ARE EXHIBITING ANY OF THESE SIX FACTORS THEN YOU HAVEMOST DEFINITLY BEEN SCREAMING ALL FUCKING NIGHT! GO CLEMSON TIGERS!!!