The Anatomy of a F*cking Sidewalk Biker

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In most parts of the US, bikers are basically considered loud, annoying speed bumps so collegiate bikers have a lot to be happy about. You can bike anywhere since bike lanes are literally everywhere. There is, however, a certain class of people who purposefully avoid these beautiful transit ways, and instead choose to lead a life defined by fear and madness: the sidewalk biker. This is how you can spot one:

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