CU Boulder
Is This A Sword Or Just Something People Carry On The Hill?
Yesterday, students received an alert text talking about a man walking around Varsity Ponds with a sword. This is an eerie reminder of what happened last year when a man came on campus with a fucking machete and was later taken down. There must be some weirdly radical Dungeon & Dragons group somewhere in Boulder.
Thank God, CUPD was on this like butter on toast, but this medieval twat was never found. What came next was a massive “JK” from the university. For all we know, it could have been a nerd from the fencing club or a kid with a shiny book. Here are five brainteasers to test if you can tell a fucking sword from a normal thing people carry on The Hill!

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