CU Boulder
What Does Ralphie Think Of You?
Since the dawn of time, Ralphies I-IV have watched over campus, breathing in the sweet stench of teenage angst and top-shelf marijuana at football games. Legend has it that a herd of actual buffaloes still sit on the Board of Regents today, and the idea to make students pay to print on campus through Wepa was the brainchild of Ralphie I’s son and Ralphie IV’s half sister. Needless to say, Ralphie is the most important being in your minuscule, unimportant universe. Your answers to these 6 questions will determine if Ralphie approves, disapproves, or just generally ignores you.

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