You’re stumbling home down North Chap at 1:27 a.m., walking extra slow past your hook up’s house, waiting on that “u up?” text when—DING! you get a text from 386-71 reminding you to be aware of your surroundings and use the buddy system. Sound familiar? A Blue Hen’s inboxes (yes, text, email, and voicemail) are constantly full of UD Alerts that are rarely ever read all the way and definitely not taken seriously. We know you must be a pretty fucked up person to be reading The Black Sheep, so we created a way to figure out just how fucked up you actually are, based on the UD Alert you create.