Main Street in Newark has its fair share of desperate clings to relevance for 21+ year-olds. In fact, much like your past hookups, there are a number of different bars that are all unique, usually fun, and slightly problematic in their own special ways. It can be difficult deciding which of these staples of UD is your favorite, though. As creatures of the ethanol ourselves, we know a thing or two about Newark’s bars, so we created this handy little quiz to help you figure out your spirit bar.
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