It’s no surprise this campus is full of fuckboys. We’re not just talking about the guy that defiled you in your Dickinson dorm room freshman year and has avoided eye contact ever since, or that Tri Hard sorority girl who side-eyes you at Benny for vomiting (it’s called a puke and rally, bitch). No. We’re talking about the infamous faces that litter our campus, streets, and bars day in and day out. Some of these well-known fuckboys didn’t even attend UD (or any college at all) and are way too old to be hanging around here, but that doesn’t stop them. Because of our daily run-ins with these figures, we’ve created this helpful quiz to determine which UD fuckboy you’re most like so you can fix that right the fuck now.