This beer was one of a handful of recommendations by the clerk at my favorite liquor store, who said it was a favorite of his. There was one thing I couldn't figure out, though- the clerk laughed when he handed me the bottle. Why would that be? Is there something funny about a bottle of Dirty Bastard ale?

Sure, Quarters is a pain-in-the-ass game. Speed quarters are a little better, but so many shot glasses get broken. Not with bowls. Bowls is cheap, awesome, and gets you where you need to go: Drunkville.

Sure, it may taste like poison, but there's nothing else you'd want to drink if you wanted to feel like a classy homeless person.

Sure, you usually only touch champagne at weddings and on New Years, but pounding a couple of bottles during your pregame or playing a round of "Edward Andre Hands" is sure to get you nice and prepared for a destructive evening. Seriously, prepare for a complete lack of inhibition.

Harper's Brewpub in East Lansing makes an excellent wheat beer, which I haven't reviewed because it is only available at the bar itself. They also offer a version with raspberry flavor, which is a delightful pink. It was also delightfully responsible for my St. Valentine's Day hangover.

Something to do while watching a show about nothing. We were going to include a rule where you have to drink when someone not named Kramer wears ridiculously dated clothing, but...uh...it's hard t drink 14 beers in a half hour.

Remember kids, drinking is a detriment to your future earnings. If you ever want to have a real monopoly, like the MLB, you probably should abstain. That is, until you're loaded.

This product is exactly what it sounds like: whiskey infused with the delicious taste of carefully selected, tree-ripened apples. If any of you were hoping this was whiskey mixed with the flavor of Apple Jacks the cereal please stop reading now and go back to the 5th grade.

Dark Horse Reserve Special was recommended to me by the clerk at my liquor store o'fancy beer, and I was chagrined to realize that until he told me about Dark Horse I'd never heard of the brewery- a sin, considering they are home-grown Michigan.

There's a huge difference between being a screw-up and screwing up. A screw-up is someone who is loathed by their parents all of the time. A screwed-up person is only loathed by their parents half the time. Either way, no one will loathe you for playing this game.