It's the end of the world as we know it, and I hope John Cusack saves me too!

We'll be frank, our favorite thing about pornography is it's awesome. Then, if you take that awesome and add awesome to it, you get the award-winning Pirates II: Stagnetti's Revenge. It's practically awesome squared.

Tucker Max is the author of New York Times Bestseller I Hope They Serve Beer In Hell, a book that chronicles Max’s exploits in the worlds of women and whiskey. Max’s latest project sees him and his writing partner Nils Parker transform the book into a comedy movie, opening nationwide September 25th. Max and Parker gave The Booze News a few minutes of their time before the Chicago screening.

Like a fine wine, The Decemberists can always deliver a nice buzz.

A guy with shiny claws watches a lot of stuff blow up, and it helps him grow as a humutant.

When was the last time you interviewed someone who was nominated for a Grammy? You haven't. Read this one!

Let's just say I have a feeling this group of really chill, really cool guys are going to go places.

We had a chance to interview porn star and Digital Playground contract girl Stoya over the phone at a truck stop in lovely Dixon, Illinois. She was smart, funny and very, very hot, and preparing for the interview was the most fun we’ve had in a long time (sorry, Mom). Oh yeah, and it was most definitely good for us.

The unexciting half of OutKast released a new album this week, and it's the definition of decent.

A Disney movie with a black person who isn't a slave?! Next thing you're going to be telling me is they're making one about a Jew who isn't trying to steal all our money.