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6 Places to Take Your Final Exam (and Fucking Leave it There)

It’s that time of year, Gators! Finals week…a.k.a. the one week you can cry, and make jokes about dying, and no one’s going to judge you. With finals coming up, we’ve decided to dedicate a list to the BEST places to take your final, and then leave it there to rot…just like your brain.

6.) The top of Century Tower:
One of the best places to take your exam and leave it this finals week is the top of Century Tower. After getting up there you can feel the relief (and disappointment) as you drop the exam from the top. Plus, it’s such a long walk up and down that you’ll have plenty of time to come up with a list of all the reasons you failed finals and dropped out of school.

5.) The trash cans outside of the Reitz:
Just like everything else that gets thrown away at the Reitz, your exam is simply just a worthless piece of trash… or maybe that’s what you think about yourself. The Reitz is such a convenient place to take your exam, and never look back. Just hop on a bus and never look back at UF.

4.) The Law School Starbucks:
This is one of the more forgotten Sbux’s on campus, so the exam you forgot to study for will be right at home here! Grab a coffee; spill it on your little Blue Book, and haul ass out of there.

3.) Broward Dining Hall:
This is the probably grossest place you can take your exam, but it feels right considering exams probably make you feel super gross too. Give it to the roaches that live here—they have a higher chance of passing than you.

2.) The Chem Lab Building:
The chemistry lab building is possibly our favorite suggestion of where to take your exam, and fester on feeling like a disappointment to all of your friends and family. While you’re here, take all the time spent in Chem 2 lab and use it on your exam. You’ll probably only remember trying to light a flame, and that’s okay. Let that baby burn.

1.) The middle of Turlington:
Turlington is a great place to take your exam. Just like your exam, it gives you anxiety being there. Place your exam on any tabler’s table and let them hand it out with the rest of their flyers. Maybe you’ll get lucky and one of those infamous smart kids will get it and actually give you a chance at passing.

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