Professors come from all walks of life in all shapes and sizes, but only the most elite faculty members can say that they landed a coveted spot as one of The Black Sheep’s Top Ten Sexiest Professors. Let’s check out the lineup:
10.) Edward Minchin:
Dr. Minchin was the first result when we Googled “hot professors uf,” and boy he fits in well. Not to mention he has a PhD in construction, so we’re confident that he knows how to use his hands. 😉
9.) Michael Moorhouse:
He kind of looks like he used to be on Jersey Shore but matured and cleaned up a little, so now he only DJs part time when he’s not too busy grading quizzes. It’s also worth mentioning that he has a chili pepper on Rate My Professor, which is basically a gold star in the world of professing.
8.) Daniel Estrada:
Perhaps not the most photogenic, but you can definitely tell he has potential!
7.) Maria Korolev:
Another chili pepper holder, Dr. Korolev is esteemed not only for her good looks, but also for her big beautiful brain. Who says smart chicks can’t be hot?
6.) Jongsub Lee:
Finance may be hard, but he makes us harder.
5.) Daniel Dickrell:
Rounding out our top 5 is the most remarkable mustache on campus. It’s begging us to stroke it. And with “dick” literally in his name, what else could anyone possibly fantasize about while he lectures for a double block? NOTHING, THAT’S WHAT.
4.) Chelsey Simmons:
She’s the kind of girl who’s nice in class, but naughty in office hours.
3.) Jason Crider:
This isn’t a faculty picture, but it definitely should be! Hot beards and animal lovers are both pluses in our book. How can you say no to that face??
2.) Ken Swan:
MAJOR DADDY ALERT! His commentary makes us want him to nurture us, and that nerdy-woke tone of his syllabus lets us know he’s fighting the system–and winning!
1.) Mark Rush:
Nothing screams confidence like Dr. Rush’s willingness to publicize his love for the most important men in his life: Leonardo’s and Burrito Bros. Also, his arguments with the Director let us know that he’s not afraid to talk dirty to us. Let us have it, Mark!!!!
Their looks may be distracting during class, but these sexy professors will be waiting in their offices for you if you have any questions about their materials.
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