Name: Tirik Ford
Twitter Handle: @Former_turtle
Relationship Status: Single
Fraternity: Phi Kappa Sigma (Skulls)
Boxers or Briefs?: Boxers
Tell us a dad joke:
What’s the difference between a poorly dressed man on a tricycle and a well-dressed man on a bicycle? Attire.
Are you for or against manscaping?:
I’m all for manscaping! If you can mow a lawn, you can mow a happy trail.
Do you think Ivanka Trump has an Electra complex with Donald?:
I mean, it is the DONALD.
Should you earn your red wings or is that disgusting?:
I usually keep my Red Wings on the ice, but sometimes you gotta earn them.
Where’d you get that sick #1 Dad mug?:
How many golf-related visors do you own?:
That’s a secret that only my caddy knows.
What fast food chain makes you rock hard?:
Who’s your daddy?:
I’m your daddy.
What’s the weirdest location you’ve ever gotten laid?:
What’s your excuse for not paying child support?:
They must have the wrong address.
What’s your favorite “oldies” song to annoy your children with?:
“MMMBop” by Hanson
Why should people read The Black Sheep?:
How else are you gonna procrastinate before finals?
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