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Mason’s Daddy of the Week: Tirik Ford

 

Name: Tirik Ford

Twitter Handle: @Former_turtle

Year: Junior

Major: Geography

Relationship Status: Single

Fraternity: Phi Kappa Sigma (Skulls)

Boxers or Briefs?: Boxers

Tell us a dad joke:

What’s the difference between a poorly dressed man on a tricycle and a well-dressed man on a bicycle? Attire.

Are you for or against manscaping?:

I’m all for manscaping! If you can mow a lawn, you can mow a happy trail.

Do you think Ivanka Trump has an Electra complex with Donald?:

I mean, it is the DONALD.

Should you earn your red wings or is that disgusting?:

I usually keep my Red Wings on the ice, but sometimes you gotta earn them.

Where’d you get that sick #1 Dad mug?:

Costco.

How many golf-related visors do you own?:

That’s a secret that only my caddy knows.

What fast food chain makes you rock hard?:

Five Guys

Who’s your daddy?:

I’m your daddy.

What’s the weirdest location you’ve ever gotten laid?:

A trampoline.

What’s your excuse for not paying child support?:

They must have the wrong address.

What’s your favorite “oldies” song to annoy your children with?:

“MMMBop” by Hanson

Why should people read The Black Sheep?:

How else are you gonna procrastinate before finals?

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