Nothing, not even your long lost mother’s gentle embrace, could possibly compare to the feeling of winning the Rose Bowl on Monday night. In fact, in honor of this most joyous victory, the Rose Bowl committee has decided to officially rename the Rose Bowl to Wiping the Smug Look Off Baker Mayfield’s Face Bowl. As we saw in Davin Bellamy’s post-game interview, committee members aren’t the only ones who think ol’ BM needs a serious talking to. The Georgia LB was overheard yelling, “humble yourself!” at the arrogant prick that is OU’s QB following Georgia’s upset win over Oklahoma. Here’s the diss track, best if you read it to the tune of “HUMBLE.”:
Nobody block for me
Open all day for me
Way (yeah, yeah!)
Ay, I remember Gurley, Ramsey, Old Chubb, hella touchdowns
Finesse a baller with some counterfeits?
Nah, I’m countin’ this
Nothing but W’s in ECV where my team lives
There is no doubt on this
OU pussies, got my cool rays, tastes like Kool-Aid for your donor lists
Girl, I can buy yo’ ass the world with my big dubs
Ooh, that bowl game good, won’t you sit it on my trophy case?
I get way too petty in my post-game interviews
Pull up on your field, block your field goals: we playin’ no miss
East coast to the west coast now we back again
Piss out your attitude, touchdown dances, what the FUCK?
If I quit your RB, I still sack you in the pocket, FUCK
If I quit this season, I still be the greatest, FUCK
My left break just went down field
Right snap puts Michel in the end zone
Special teams, we like to end it on a high note
Its levels to it, you and I know, Baker, be humble
(Hol’ up Mayfield, hol’ up Mayfield ) be humble
(Hol’ up, bitch) sit down
(Sit down, hol’ up, lil’ bitch)
Be humble (bitch)
(Hol’ up, hol’ up, hol’ up, hol’ up) bitch, sit down
Lil’ bitch (hol’ up, lil’ bitch) be humble
Now, we’re no rap gods, and we definitely ain’t got shit on @Flyguystackz, but we’re pretty sure this one slaps. Or at the very least it’s something to listen to as you hate troll Baker Mayfield’s Insta en route to THE NATTY.