If you’re paying for UGA parking: 1.) Wyd?? 2.) Where did you find your sugar mama/daddy? and 3.) Help me, I’m poor. Instead of using your hard earned money to pay off tickets from the greatest scam artists of UGA, save that cash so you can spend it on better things, such as Mama’s Boy and the weed you smoke before going to Mama’s Boy.
7.) Street parking on E Cloverhurst Ave:
Con: Having to wake up at 6 a.m. to snag a spot and risk having to spend 10 minutes pulling forward and reversing because the people who parked in front and behind you parallel parked too close to you.
Pro: Not having to worry about those dirty UGA parking police ticketing your car.
Pro: You’ll get your summer body whether you want to or not.
Pro: You can record them fighting and put it on UGA Old Row.
Pro: You’re already dt, so you can donate plasma and spend that money at Cutter’s!
Pro: Free parking everywhere!
Pro: You can show up to class drunk.
1.) The SLC:
Con: You might destroy your car.
Pro: There’s shade.
Scam the big dawg and don’t pay those filthy bastards to park (until the regular semester starts and it’s back to $300 parking passes).
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