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The Twelve Days of Christmas: UGA Edition

 

Christmas is upon us, and you know what that means: the search for the perfect present for your significant other. To help you find the perfect gift, we went old school and turned to ‘The Twelve Days of Christmas’ for inspiration. But instead of Golden Rings and Turtle Doves we made things a lil more interesting. Listen to this link below for the ultimate experience.

 

 

On the first day of Christmas my true love sent to me: A Patagonia from a drunkie in a tree

 

On the second day of Christmas my true love sent to me: Two Terrapin Pitchers and a Patagonia from a drunkie in a tree

 

On the third day of Christmas my true love sent to me: Three Family Housing busses, Two Terrapin Pitchers and a Patagonia from a drunkie in a tree

 

On the fourth day of Christmas my true love sent to me: Four Booty Calls, Three Family Housing busses, Two Terrapin Pitchers and a Patagonia from a drunkie in a tree

 

On the fifth day of Christmas my true love sent to me: Five NuvaRings, Four Booty Calls, Three Family Housing Busses, Two Terrapin Pitchers and a Patagonia from a drunkie in a tree

 

On the sixth day of Christmas my true love sent to me: Six Guide Puppies a Laying, Five NuvaRings, Four Booty Calls, Three Family Housing Busses, Two Terrapin Pitchers and a Patagonia from a drunkie in a tree

 

On the seventh day of Christmas my true love sent to me: Seven Science Majors a swimming (in homework), Six Guide Puppies a Laying, Five NuvaRings, Four Booty Calls, Three Family Housing Busses, Two Terrapin Pitchers and a Patagonia from a drunkie in a tree

 

On the eighth day of Christmas my true love sent to me: Eight Bolton shakes a milking, Seven Science Majors a swimming, Six Guide Puppies a Laying, Five NuvaRings, Four Booty Calls, Three Family Housing Busses, Two Terrapin Pitchers and a Patagonia from a drunkie in a tree

 

On the ninth day of Christmas my true love sent to me: Nine ladies Dancing (on Bourbon tables), Eight Bolton Shakes a milking, Seven Science Majors a swimming, Six Guide Puppies a Laying, Five NuvaRings, Four Booty Calls, Three Family Housing Busses, Two Terrapin Pitchers and a Patagonia from a drunkie in a tree

 

On the tenth day of Christmas my true love sent to me: Ten Linebackers a leaping, Nine ladies dancing, Eight Bolton Shakes a milking, Seven Science Majors a swimming, Six Guide Puppies a Laying, Five NuvaRings, Four Booty Calls, Three Family Housing Busses, Two Terrapin Pitchers and a Patagonia from a drunkie in a tree

 

On the eleventh day of Christmas my true love sent to me: Eleven Pot Heads Piping, Ten Linebackers a leaping, Nine ladies dancing, Eight Bolton Shakes a milking, Seven Science Majors a swimming, Six Guide Puppies a Laying, Five NuvaRings, Four Booty Calls, Three Family Housing Busses, Two Terrapin Pitchers, and a Patagonia from a drunkie in a tree

 

On the twelfth day of Christmas my true love sent to me: Twelve Drummers (From Local Indie Bands) Drumming, Eleven Pot Heads Piping, Ten Linebacks a leaping, Nine ladies dancing, Eight Bolton Shakes a milking, Seven Science Majors a swimming, Six Guide Puppies a Laying, Five NuvaRings, Four Booty Calls Three Family Housing Busses, Two Terrapin Pitchers and a Patagonia from a drunkie in a tree

 

Fret no longer, as you’ve gained an arsenal of perfect gifts to give to your loved one (or side hoe- they need love too). Now you’re free to enjoy the holidays and drink as much spiked eggnog as your liver can take. The Black Sheep wishes you have a Holiday Season as lit as your Christmas tree.

 

 

 

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