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Spongebob Quotes to Say During Sex

 

There’s something about SpongeBob that we students at GVSU cannot get enough of. Whether it’s in everyday conversation or the usual jargon of campus dining, one stumbles across these infamous quotes on a daily basis. But what we don’t hear, is enough of these phrases being implemented during sexytime. So we’ve compiled the best list of SpongeBob quotes to bring the Laker spirit into the bedroom. Let’s get wet, Lakers.

 

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“FIRMLY GRASP IT.”

 

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“Excuse me, sir, but you’re sitting on my body, which is also my face.”

 

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“I’m absorbing his blows like I’m made of some sort of spongy material.”


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“YOU USED ME FOR LAND DEVELOPMENT.”

 

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“I’M READY I’M READY I’M READY!”

 

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“And say ‘hello’ to used napkin.”

 

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“I’ve come for your pickle.”

 

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“FLOOR IT.”

 

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“Can I have everybody’s attention? I have to use the bathroom.”

 

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“I NEED IT!”

 

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“Do you smell it? That kind of smelly smell. The kind of smell that smell’s….smelly.”

 

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“MY LEG!”

 

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“Nah, I don’t really feel like it.” (No means no, even in Spongebob.)

 

 

Did we miss any? Tweet us @TheBlackSheepGV letting us know!

 

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