The 10-foot-high dirt pile sitting at the construction site for the Engineering Innovation Building is reportedly ecstatic to soon be moving on to bigger and better things.
The Dirt, which was removed from the ground during the digging of the building’s foundation, was initially angry at being so rudely displaced from a lovely spot under a parking lot, now knows that the hardship was just another step on the ladder to success.
Plenty of doors have been already opened for the pile of dirt which is perhaps must excited in the opportunity to become part of an expressway overpass ramp or be used to contour a golf course. Recent polling of UIC undergrads about their post-graduation plans reveal that absolutely no one intends to do anything close to as interesting as supporting a road surface.
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