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Bartender of The Week: Danny from The Red Lion

Name: Danny Lanman
Instagram Handle: @dannylanman1
Bar: The Red Lion
Relationship Status: Wouldn’t you like to know?
Major: No Diploma
Favorite Drink: VWL
Favorite Shot: McFuckMe Up
Disgusting Drink: Anything Tekilla

What’s the most disrespectful thing someone’s done in Red Lion?:  
Punched me in the nose and broke it in three places (S/O ISU).

Describe Summer Champaign in three words:
W-y-a?

What’s the weirdest thing you’ve seen in Red Lion’s lost & found box this year?:
Half of the campus’s dignity.

Without naming names, which of your friends is an annoying lil’ needledick?:
Whoever thought of this question.

If Red Lion hermit crabbed into another UIUC building, which would be the best fit? Why?:
Any building that Cochrane doesn’t own (good luck finding one).

Whilst tending bar, what like, instantly pisses you off?:
Being denied a JUUL rip.

If U of I were a video game, what level would Red Lion be, and what’s the boss at the end?:  
I think we all know the answer to this…

How do you vanquish said boss?:
Rough the kicker.

Why should people read The Black Sheep?:
Because it’s better than reading notes for whatever the hell you think you’re studying

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