Bartender of the Week: Joe’s Brewery’s Camille
Twitter Handle: @camillelizgay_
Bar: Joe’s Brewery
Relationship Status: Single, hey guys 😉
Favorite Drink: Moscow Mule
Favorite Shot: Jägerbombs
Disgusting Drink: Guinness
How is the summer different at Joe’s?:
No one is there really, so it’s nice to just sit around as a staff without 1,000 annoying people hanging around in the beer garden.
What new drink should Joe’s debut next year? What’s in it?:
“The Camille”: Kinky Vodka mixed with sugar (sweet and naughty) and then add a ton of complaining and self-loathing.
What’ll be the hot jam of the summer?:
Probably just whatever bullshit noise they’re playing at Lion nowadays.
Would you rather have your junk sunburnt or the rest of your body sunburnt? Why?:
Do I have junk? I get sunburned no matter what though because I’m paper white (thanks Mom!), so I guess it would have to be my entire body.
What would you do if you were named Kevin?:
I would probably just embrace it. Who cares?
How often should a graduate come back to visit U of I? Why?
Ugh probably never but I’m a ~townie~, so you know I’ll be back on the reg.
What do an incoming freshman and an outgoing senior have in common?:
They’re both scared shitless of the new responsibilities that lay ahead of them.
How far would you go to have another year at U of I?:
I would do NOTHING. I’m so ready to leave.
What do you have to say to all the bartenders “graduating” to the big bar in the sky?:
Hopefully the bar in the sky has fewer freshmen and has cleaner bathrooms!
Why should people read The Black Sheep?:
Because I worked my ass off as editor of it all year and it’s HARD WORK. Appreciate the endless dick jokes we provide you, because I gave an arm and a leg for this content, you ungrateful bastards.