Name: Luke Campbell
Bar: Joe’s Brewery
Relationship Status: Single n’ ready 2 mingle
Major: Behavioral neuroscience on the pre-med track
Favorite Drink: Bud Light Platinum
Favorite Shot: *Cringes at the thought of shots*
Disgusting Drink: Rumpleminze
What comment would Joe’s get on GreekRank.com?:
I’ve never been on that website but I go on Dogspotting a lotand that would probably be something along the line of “cleanest bar with the best looking employees. Real heckin’ enjoyable. Overall 10/10 would booze again.”
How do you haze new employees at Joe’s?:
These hands don’t haze!!¡!
Where should a geed hide during Greek Reunion?:
I’m sure there are a lot of hiding places in FAR/PAR.
What’s the least frat thing you’ve ever done?:
DEFINITELY blowing glitter at Pi Phi Bid Day. No regrets though.
What should a first-time Greek Reunion-goer do to be Top Haus?:
Make the right choice in that tough call between an NBA Jersey or unbuttoned Hawaiian tee.
Where would you start the elephant walk in Joe’s?:
Gotta take advantage of that elephant-astic balcony (really sorry about that).
Would you rather be a bottom in a Top Haus, or a top in a Bottom Haus? Why?:
That’s like asking would I rather be feared or loved? Easy, both. I want people to be afraid of how much they love me. — Michael Scott
Why should people rush The Black Sheep?:
Because the next bartender of the week will hopefully be a lot more interesting than me!