Bartender of the Week: The Red Lion’s Casey

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Name: Casey McNamara

Bar: The Red Lion

Relationship Status: Single, the commitment of pledge marriage was too much for me, need I say more?

Major: Industrial design

Favorite Drink: Kentucky Mule

Favorite Shot: Jägerbombs, baby.

Disgusting Drink: Gin, the dry aftertaste is reminiscent of isopropyl alcohol. Not a fan.

What would you make for someone stuck in Champaign for spring break?:

Forget making them a drink, take the whole handle and have yourself a week, my friend.

What do you think is most different between bartending at The Red Lion and bartending in Cancun?:

“No shoes, no shirt, no problems” doesn’t apply for Red Lion, unless you like the sound of bacterial infections and lacerated feet.

Which is the best drinking game for spring break? Why?:

May not be a game, but I’m happy that the Boob Luge is catching on.

If you got arrested on spring break, what would you want it to be for?:

Public nudity, because what’s the point of getting a tan if it stops at the thighs?

How many beers do you need in ya before you’re peein’ the pool?:

 I don’t need alcohol to justify my peeing in a pool, but thank you.

Would you rather hook up with 2 5’s on spring break, or 1 10?:

1 10. Quality over quantity, golden rule.

What’s the least it would cost to flash your stuff?:

My stuff isn’t all that flashy, so I’ll take what I can get.

 

Which type of shark best represents your sex life? Why?:

Great white, so good it’s scary.

Why should people read The Black Sheep?

What else are you going to do in your FIN lecture?

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