Name: Casey McNamara
Bar: The Red Lion
Relationship Status: Single, the commitment of pledge marriage was too much for me, need I say more?
Major: Industrial design
Favorite Drink: Kentucky Mule
Favorite Shot: Jägerbombs, baby.
Disgusting Drink: Gin, the dry aftertaste is reminiscent of isopropyl alcohol. Not a fan.
What would you make for someone stuck in Champaign for spring break?:
Forget making them a drink, take the whole handle and have yourself a week, my friend.
What do you think is most different between bartending at The Red Lion and bartending in Cancun?:
“No shoes, no shirt, no problems” doesn’t apply for Red Lion, unless you like the sound of bacterial infections and lacerated feet.
Which is the best drinking game for spring break? Why?:
May not be a game, but I’m happy that the Boob Luge is catching on.
If you got arrested on spring break, what would you want it to be for?:
Public nudity, because what’s the point of getting a tan if it stops at the thighs?
How many beers do you need in ya before you’re peein’ the pool?:
I don’t need alcohol to justify my peeing in a pool, but thank you.
Would you rather hook up with 2 5’s on spring break, or 1 10?:
1 10. Quality over quantity, golden rule.
What’s the least it would cost to flash your stuff?:
My stuff isn’t all that flashy, so I’ll take what I can get.
Which type of shark best represents your sex life? Why?:
Great white, so good it’s scary.
Why should people read The Black Sheep?
What else are you going to do in your FIN lecture?
WATCH: We hit the streets of Chicago’s St. Patty’s Day Parade to see how woke people were.