Name: (Captain) Morgan Burshtan
Relationship Status: Spongebob on repeat
Major: Bartending w/ a minor in shot girling
Favorite Drink: Who’s askin’?
Favorite Shot: Jäger bombz
Disgusting Drink: Tequila sunrise…ya nasties.
What comment would Red Lion get on GreekRank.com?:
“There’s no God at Lion.”
How do you haze new employees at Lion?:
Handshakes and hugs!
Where should a geed hide during Greek Reunion?:
Outside a 50 mile radius of this university.
What’s the most frat thing you’ve ever done?:
Dropping my pre-med courses.
What should a first-time Greek Reunion-goer do to be Top Haus?:
Wear an unbuttoned Hawaiian shirt and drink heavily.
Where would you start the elephant walk in Lion?:
Would you rather be a bottom in a Top Haus, or a top in a Bottom Haus? Why?:
I’m never on the bottom.
Why should people rush The Black Sheep?:
The Black Sheep top haus.