Bartender of the Week: The Underground’s Michael
Name: Michael Sandoval
Twitter Handle: @mjsando2
Bar: The UG
Relationship Status: Single
Major: Marketing and management
Favorite Drink: “The Liam Millerick”
Favorite Shot: Southern Comfort
Disgusting Drink: Jäger Sprite
What would a mixed drink named after UG be made of?:
Whiskey Coke with a lot of Bols.
What shitty beer is secretly a snobby beer?:
What snobby beer is secretly a shitty beer?:
When the nukes start dropping from the sky, what do you hope to be doing on U of I’s campus?:
Anything but navigating TRL Cocktagon.
What are you the OG of?:
The Panda-Insomnia-Papa D’s combo.
What’s the worst poop?:
Any poop without a Squatty Potty or ghost wipe.
What if, like, little goblin babies were pulling levers inside you to make you a person this whole time?:
I’d ask why they let me eat 3000+ calories of straight peanut butter in one sitting.
Why should people read The Black Sheep?:
It’s not FAKE NEWS.