Name: Cory Levin
Twitter Handle: @C_ory21
Bar: Joe’s Brewery
Relationship Status: Playing the field
Major: Sports management
Favorite Drink: Redd’s Apple Ale with a shot of Fireball
Favorite Shot: Patron with salt and lime
Disgusting Drink: Milky Pete
What would a mixed drink named after Joe’s be made of?:
Joe’s Lunchbox with 2 shots of Jäger , they’re the 2 most popular things here.
What shitty beer is secretly a snobby beer?:
Miller High Life, the champagne of beers.
What snobby beer is secretly a shitty beer?:
I only drink Natty.
When the nukes start dropping from the sky, what do you hope to be doing on UIUC’s campus?:
Pouring Jäger Bombs ‘til people are so drunk they don’t realize the aftershock hit.
What are you the OG of?:
Cory in the House
What’s the worst poop?:
Every poop is the worst poop.
What if, like, little goblin babies were pulling levers inside you to make you a person this whole time?:
That would explain a lot.
Why should people read The Black Sheep?:
It means you obviously have good taste