Bartender of the Week: Joe’s Brewery’s Cory

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Name: Cory Levin

Twitter Handle: @C_ory21

Bar: Joe’s Brewery

Relationship Status: Playing the field

Major: Sports management

Favorite Drink: Redd’s Apple Ale with a shot of Fireball

Favorite Shot: Patron with salt and lime

Disgusting Drink: Milky Pete

What would a mixed drink named after Joe’s be made of?:

 Joe’s Lunchbox with 2 shots of Jäger , they’re the 2 most popular things here.

What shitty beer is secretly a snobby beer?:

Miller High Life, the champagne of beers.

What snobby beer is secretly a shitty beer?:

I only drink Natty.

When the nukes start dropping from the sky, what do you hope to be doing on UIUC’s campus?:

Pouring Jäger Bombs ‘til people are so drunk they don’t realize the aftershock hit.

What are you the OG of?:

Cory in the House

What’s the worst poop?:

Every poop is the worst poop.

What if, like, little goblin babies were pulling levers inside you to make you a person this whole time?:

That would explain a lot.

Why should people read The Black Sheep?:

It means you obviously have good taste