Name: Sean Tobin
Twitter Handle: @seantobin
Major: Crop sciences
Relationship Status: Sad
Fraternity: Kappa Delta Rho
Boxers or Briefs?: Boxers, it’s the American way.
Tell us a dad joke:
My kids asked what school I went to be a loan shark; I told them I went to I.O.U.
Would you prefer sex on the beach or sex on your newly-furnished patio?:
Patio, I put a lot of work into it.
If your dick was a power tool, which power tool would it be?:
A hammer. Blunt, simple, and I can’t use it if I’m drunk.
What’s wrong with our generation?:
The Internet. I can’t go to the bar without seeing people looking up bad memes on Facebook instead of talking with each other. Do you remember when memes were wholesome and simple? Don’t let phones be a dependency.
If we raided your room right now, how many dildos would we find?:
None, unless you’re creative, then maybe 4.
Who’s your favorite celebrity MILF?:
Tilda Swinton. No contest.
How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop?:
I’m not sure, candy is for liberals and children.
What’s the sexiest way to do your taxes?:
As soon as possible. NOTHING is sexier than being on time.
Why should people read The Black Sheep?:
If you find yourself getting into a monotonous routine, sometimes it’s just need to take a step back, relax and laugh a little. What better way to do that than to read humorous thoughts from your fellow students?