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Greek Reunion Daddy of the Week: Joey Szelina

Name: Joey Szelina

Twitter Handle: @jszelina (@joeyszelina on Insagram)

Year: Junior

Major: English

Relationship Status: Married to the game. And the bottle.

Fraternity: OX

Boxers or Briefs?: Obviously boxer briefs.       

 

Tell us a dad joke:

Where do you learn to make ice cream? Sunday School!

 

Mom said you went to the corner store to get cigarettes, when are you coming home?:

I’m never coming home. But don’t worry, I’ll be sure to drop in and out of your life at inopportune times.

 

Who’s your daddy?:

Donald J. Trump.

 

What is your stance on the late Nancy Reagan’s “War on Eating Ass”?:

Disgusting behavior like “eating ass” is responsible for the moral erosion of Western society.

 

What makes you the most moist?:

Girls in rompers. Especially knowing that they have to take the entire thing off to use the bathroom.

 

Which Mario Kart character would you bang?:

Daisy. Blondes are overrated.

 

Why are you and mom getting a divorce?:

Because that broad doesn’t understand that there is NO benefit to eating gluten free unless you have a gluten allergy.

 

Hot dog or bratwurst?:

Hot dog. This is America.

 

Why do you think you deserve to be Daddy of the Week?:

Because my shitty beard somehow makes me look ten years older than I actually am.

 

Why should people read The Black Sheep?:

For occasionally funny original content, like this.

 

 

 

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