Name: Joey Szelina
Twitter Handle: @jszelina (@joeyszelina on Insagram)
Relationship Status: Married to the game. And the bottle.
Boxers or Briefs?: Obviously boxer briefs.
Tell us a dad joke:
Where do you learn to make ice cream? Sunday School!
Mom said you went to the corner store to get cigarettes, when are you coming home?:
I’m never coming home. But don’t worry, I’ll be sure to drop in and out of your life at inopportune times.
Who’s your daddy?:
Donald J. Trump.
What is your stance on the late Nancy Reagan’s “War on Eating Ass”?:
Disgusting behavior like “eating ass” is responsible for the moral erosion of Western society.
What makes you the most moist?:
Girls in rompers. Especially knowing that they have to take the entire thing off to use the bathroom.
Which Mario Kart character would you bang?:
Daisy. Blondes are overrated.
Why are you and mom getting a divorce?:
Because that broad doesn’t understand that there is NO benefit to eating gluten free unless you have a gluten allergy.
Hot dog or bratwurst?:
Hot dog. This is America.
Why do you think you deserve to be Daddy of the Week?:
Because my shitty beard somehow makes me look ten years older than I actually am.
Why should people read The Black Sheep?:
For occasionally funny original content, like this.