UIowa’s Daddy of the Week: Jeff
The Black Sheep would like to introduce a new weekly feature to showcase the eligible Iowa Hawkeyes who best represent the title Daddy of the Week. If you frequent the Rec, like low cal drinks, but still know how to have fun; Jeff Duke may be the one for you.
Name: Jeff Duke
Twitter Handle: I don’t post there soooo… Instagram: @jeffduke_fitness.
Relationship Status: Single as fuck.
Fraternity: Sigma not in a frat
Boxers or Briefs: Briefs, duh.
Tell us a dad joke:
What do you call fake noodle? An impasta.
What do you think about when you’re sitting in traffic and your kids are screaming about God-knows-what in the backseat?:
I wish my pull out game was as strong as my biceps.
What are 5 words to describe your freshman year self?:
Hungry, tired, sauced, lazy and childish.
What’s the first thing you do when you want to ghost a girl?:
Slide in with her best friend or make sure I save her mom’s number just in case.
Where’s the best place to hide when your wife comes home and you’re with your mistress?:
The Harry Potter closet under the stairs.
How many times a week do you brag about your old frat days to your kids?:
Zero. I’ll probably tell them stories about Thursday nights at The Union bar.
Why do you think men like to get into fistfights when they drink?:
Because guys with tiny dicks like to throw punches at other guys with tiny dicks.
Explain what it means to be “Bad and Boujee”:
Lady on the streets but a freak in the sheets.
Why do you think you deserve to be Daddy of the Week?:
I help support girls here with daddy issues.
Why should people read The Black Sheep?:
Well it led them to me….so what else could you need?
Do you want to be the next University of Iowa Daddy of the Week? Tweet us why at @BlackSheepUiowa