As much as you might claim that you don’t want to believe in astrology, you have to admit that you can’t help but read it. Each Zodiac sign is said to have its own distinct personality, sorta like the buildings around UMD. That’s why The Black Sheep has created a comprehensive list of what building you are most like on campus, based on your zodiac sign.
Aries (March 21-April 20) – Eppley Recreation Center
Aries, you’re known for being adventurous and energetic, so of course you’d be everyone’s favorite gym. You’ve probably been to every part of Eppley at least once, just because you wanted to try everything, you little daredevil.
Taurus (April 21-May 21) – The North Campus Diner:
Tauruses are often said to be patient, loyal, and reliable. Much like them, the Diner consistently and reliably serves some of the grossest food you’ve ever eaten. You guys are totally great though. Really. We swear.
Gemini (May 22-June 21) – The Armory:
When talking about tricky, two-faced buildings, the first one that comes to mind is the Armory. It appears to be a great place to play basketball, until you notice all of the people suffering through MATH140 in the basement. You, dear Gemini, are the embodiment of the Armory.
Cancer (June 22 -July 22) – The Biology-Psychology Building:
We get it: you’re emotional, you’re moody, and you’re a twisted mess of a person. You’re just like the Bio-Psych building, you special snowflake, because no one understands why you are the way that you are, and you confuse the hell out of anyone who crosses your path.
Leo (July 23-August 21) – Hornbake Library:
If you’re a Leo, you’ve definitely been that annoying person who places themselves in charge of a group project. You know, the one who everyone in the group secretly hates. You’re the type of person who looks down at others for suggesting meeting in McKeldin because you think it’s too loud. Ease up, champ.
Virgo (August 22-September 23) – McKeldin Library:
Everyone knows Virgos are the overly ambitious perfectionists of the Zodiac. If you’re one of these hard-asses, you probably spend a hell of a lot of time holed up on the seventh floor, diligently doing your work like the fuckin’ nerd you are.
Libra (September 24-October 23) – Stamp Student Union:
Romantic and sociable, you, like Stamp, are constantly on our minds. You’re constantly flirting with your fellow students, much like how all of the restaurants in Stamp are constantly flirting with our stomachs and convincing us to abandon our dreams of a healthy diet.
Scorpio (October 24-November 22) – Capital One Field/Maryland Stadium:
Determined and passionate, you live for loud and exciting events like football games. However, you can also be secretive, which doesn’t help when your friends are asking you how much you’ve had to drink and you refuse to tell them. It always ends with you throwing up in the bleachers.
Sagittarius (November 23-December 22) – The Clarice Smith Performing Arts Center:
Oh, Sagittariuses (Sagittarii?). You crack us up. The chance that you’re a theater major is slightly higher than normal, and you love making us laugh and having a good time. We’ve probably seen you in a comedy show at Stamp.
Capricorn (December 23-January 20) – The Chapel:
Practical, prudent, and disciplined, you’re the kind of person who makes time for religion (or anything else you choose to pursue on the daily). You’re also the kind of person who’s somehow going to graduate in four years. We don’t know how you manage to stay on track, and hate you a little for it.
Aquarius (January 21-February 19) – The Chemistry Building:
Cold, unemotional, and detached, you probably would never date a Cancer, or anyone else, for that matter, because you’re most likely in a major that leaves you with no time for socialization, much less thinking about anything not science-y.
Pisces (February 20-March 20) – The Art-Sociology Building:
Pisces are apparently the most creative and imaginative of all the signs of the Zodiac, so what building would you be, other than the home of the weird artsy kids on campus? We don’t really understand all the projects we see but we still #respect them.
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