QUIZ: Which College Park Pizza Place Are You?

Pizza is, without a doubt, the greatest food to eat when plastered drunk. But regardless of whether you’re a Drunken Duncan or a Sober Sally, College Park has almost too many pizza options to choose from. Each has their fair share of loyal customers, willing to stumble their drunken asses for miles to get a slice or two. If you’d like to find out which pizza joint you truly belong to, take this quiz and begin your spiritual pizza journey:

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