QUIZ: Which Maryland Basketball Player Are You?

Okay, let’s be honest here: From one time or another, we’ve all wondered which Maryland basketball player we would be in an alternate dimension. We mean, it’s not super creepy or anything, and no, we don’t wear a mask handcrafted from the dead skin of Jake Layman, if that’s what you’re assuming. We don’t. Seriously. Anyway, here’s your chance to not only finally figure out which player you are, but also to finally get an idea of whose dead skin you’d like use for your own mask. But stay away from Layman. He’s ours.

WATCH: We made Malort cupcakes. They are bad.