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Hey, Mother Nature! Make Up Your Fucking Mind!

Ah, Mother Nature – after a weekend of sunny weather with temperatures in the mid-50s, it seems that, come Monday, you’re back on your brr-shit. We all were just getting used to the idea of not having to see any more snow for quite a long time, but alas, you decide to dump like three inches on us. Like, wtf yo? What did we do deserve this kind of disrespect?

We understand that climate change and air pollution and all that other crap has you feelin’ some type of way, but we are talking about more than simple climate changes; this has become a daily struggle. Your weather patterns are more inconsistent than our basketball team right now. We were all ready to bust-out the shorts for February, but it looks like another week of sweatpants and jeans.

Alls we’re sayin’ is that we feel like you have something else on your mind that you’re not telling us. C’mon, you dropped a fucking meteor on us like two weeks ago. What the hell? We are talking about literally seeing fire and rain in one month. This isn’t California, it’s little ol’ East Lansing – where the Red Cedar flows and the squirrels be dancing. We love the environment; we’ve been going green since 1855.

We understand the luster of our university has faded as of late, but the climate here is bad enough as is, and believe us, we are the first people that want to see the proper heads roll. The cold has never felt colder, and the snow seems deeper than we remember. Maybe it has always been like that, but because of the recent hectic weather, it’s just all the more noticeable. The darkness has opened our eyes.

At any rate, we’re not mad at you, Mother Nature, we just want to understand. In the meantime, though, we will endure, as we Spartans always have, and always will.

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