Remember the texts you got from mom before you went on spring break? (These ones?) Looks like when you got to PV, you had a minor freakout (it was a major freakout, who are you kidding!), and guess what? We found all the texts you sent your mom when you tried calling her eight times in a row. Welp, here we go…
Did you witness a death? What the hell happened?
OK, to be fair, it wasn’t very fair of you to call him the “cartel guy.”
See? He’s a good guy after all!
Phew, that freakout was short-lived, but still–pretty embarrassing.
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