Daddy of The Week celebrates the fine men on campus for their father-like qualities and overall attractiveness. Meet Dean, a staff member of ours, and also a very special Daddy of The Week. Come listen to what this spicy ginger has to say.
Major: Financial planning
Relationship Status: Married
Fraternity: Beta Sig
Boxers or Briefs?: Boxers
Tell us a dad joke:
Why did the golfer have two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one.
Would you prefer sex on the beach or sex on your newly furnished patio?:
Patio. I prefer to keep sand out of places it does not belong.
If your dick was a power tool, which power tool would it be?:
Some type of drill. Any other power tool I can think of does not sound pleasant.
Who’s your favorite celebrity MILF?:
Jennifer Lopez, of course.
How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? ;):
More licks than it would take to get to the center of a Blow Pop.
What’s the sexiest way to do your taxes?:
Picture this, we are sitting at my place getting all romantic, and you put your hand on my lap. You start to move your hand upwards and you keep going all the way to the mouse of my computer and file my taxes for me.
What are you doing for your wife for Mother’s Day:?
Take her out for brunch because the best meal of the day is breakfast, but no one wants to wake up early for breakfast.
When you catch your kid smoking and he didn’t invite you, how do you punish him?:
Sell his weed and buy myself things with the profit.
Why should people read The Black Sheep?:
Because I control the Twitter, and we have a lot to say.
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