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FLOWCHART: Should You Just Sh*t Your Pants During That Final?

You’ve been up for 18 hours, cramming information into your brain and an explosive combination of coffee, amphetamines, and Chipotle into your crap factory. Yet, for some reason, it’s a surprise when a wave of ominous stomach pain signals you’ve got approximately 10 minutes to get your butthole to a designated blast zone. However, this is a huge test and bathroom breaks during finals are frowned upon, to say the least. So, what do you do?

 

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