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‘I’ll Have The Jägerbomb,’ Says Student Who Seems To Have Lost The Concept Of Real-World Social Norms

SHAKER HEIGHTS — On Monday night, rising college junior Kyle McMorris ordered a Jägerbomb at his local Olive Garden, obvious to onlookers that he’s lost all concept of real-world social norms. “Jesus Christ, Kyle, you’re not even old enough to drink,” said Mr. McMorris, Kyle’s father. “Waitress, he’ll have water.” Mrs. McMorris was visibly upset and went as far as to say, “Kyle Andrew, I’m disappointed.”

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