‘Tis the season to hole up in the TV room and ignore the relatives YOU LITERALLY JUST SAW TWO WEEKS AGO to watch Elf and drink boozey eggnog for a few hours. Below, we’ve listed all the greatest Christmas movie drinking games with easy, sure-to-get-you-drunk list of drinking rules for every movie.
Home Alone Drinking Game
Take a drink when someone crashes into the McCallister lawn jockey
Take a drink when anytime a scene features hilarious head trauma
Take a drink when anyone says, “Uhh, he should be dead, right?”
Take a drink when you notice product placement
Take a drink for “KEVIN!”
Take two drinks for every Old Man Marley sighting
Take two drinks when Kevin talks to himself and/or breaks the fourth wall
Chug your drink during “Carol of the Bells”
Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer Drinking Game
Take a drink when someone says ‘Rudolph’
Take a drink when Rudolph’s nose lights up
Take a drink every time that smug snowman interrupts the story
Take two drinks when the movie introduces a new Christmas character
Take two drinks at every Abominable Snowman sighting
Take three drinks in honor of the Island of Misfit Toys
Chug your drink when Rudolph flies
A Christmas Story Drinking Game
Take a drink for every mention of a Red Rider BB Gun.
Take a drink when Ralphie daydreams.
Take a drink when Mom serves food.
Take a drink when Mr. Parker mentions the furnace.
Take a drink when someone says “you’ll shoot your eye out”
Take a drink when Randy whines or cries.
Take two drinks when the neighbor’s dogs piss off Mr. Parker.
Take two drinks anytime you see a character from The Wizard of Oz
Take two drinks anytime someone says “major award” or assumes a word is Italian
Chug your drink for the Old Man’s lamp
Chug your drink during the Chinese renditions of ‘Deck the Halls’ and ‘Jingle Bells’
Elf Drinking Game
Take a drink foy any mention of the the Naughty or Nice List
Take a drink when someone mentions Christmas Spirit
Take a drink when something/someone scares Buddy
Take a drink when Buddy screams Santa
Take a drink when Buddy sings
Take a drink when Buddy eats something he is not supposed to
Take a drink when anyone mentions or holds maple syrup
Take a drink when Buddy tells anyone he loves them
Take two drinks when Buddy says “cotton-headed ninny muggins”
Chug your drink when Mr. Narwhal pops up
National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation Drinking Game
Take a drink when Clark endangers himself or others in pursuit of the ultimate Christmas
Take a drink when something goes wrong
Take a drink when a calendar door is opened
Take a drink when Clark messes with the neighbors, either by accident or on purpose
Take a drink when any animal or person messes with the Griswold Christmas tree
Take two drinks when Clark is irritated by Cousin Eddie
Take two drinks when Clark’s bonus is referenced in conversation
Take three drinks every time the grandparents do something wacky
Finish your drink every time the Christmas Spirit endures struggle
The Muppet Christmas Carol Drinking Game
Take a drink when Gonzo narrates
Take a drink when Gonzo and Rizzo get into an argument
Take a drink when a bell rings or a clock tolls
Take a drink for each Muppet you name incorrectly
Take a drink when someone says “humbug”, “Ebenezer” or “Scrooge”
Take a drink when THE BELL TOLLS ONE!
Take a drink when Michael Caine gets teary-eyed
Take two drinks for each new ghost
Take two drinks when Jacob and Robert Marley laugh at their own jokes
Take three drinks when Beaker flips off Scrooge as he and Bunsen are leaving Scrooge’s office
Finish your drink and cry when Tiny Tim dies, specifically when Kermit says the following: “Life is made up of meetings and partings. That is the way of it. I’m sure that we shall never forget Tiny Tim, or this first parting that there was among us.”
Finish another when they sing “The Love We Found”
Looking for some more Christmas movies drinking games to booze along with? Check out our Top 10 Christmas Movies to Drink To!