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The Best of the “Before I Die I Want To” Statements in the Pit

When the Before I die I want to board at UNC came down on Monday, a little of the spirit of Carolina went with it. Luckily, we managed to document some of the wall’s most memorable quotes so that its creative innovation will not die in vain. Here are the best bucket list goals that UNC has to offer. (Grammar and spelling mistakes preserved for authenticity).

34.) Before I die I want to MEET TØP:
Jesus. Respect yourself. Someone wrote “same” under this.

33.) Before I die I want to meet my crush Trump:
Humorous, but questionable.

32.) Before I die I want to Nothing, just want to die:
¯\_(ツ)_/¯

31.) Before I die I want to travel everywhere:
That’s a fuck ton of places you know.

30.) Before I die I want to Poop in Asia:
To those who have already pooped in Asia; fuck you.

29.) Before I die I want to Meet Twenty One Pilots:
Why are there two of you?

28.) Before I die I want to be v gay:
Not just normal gay.

27.) Before I die I want to meet my dad:
That’s a goal.

26.) Before I die I want to meet Mr. Moseby:
Okay, that’s a much better goal.

25.) Before I die I want to attend UNC:
Lmao fuckin admitted student.

24.) Before I die I want to fuck a peach:
It better be a thicc peach.

23.) Before I die I want to bring this wall back to Asheville where it belongs:
Is that where it went?

22.) Before I die I want to destroy flowers:
Oh yes, keep going.

21.) Before I die I want to be THICCCCC:
5 C’s is incredibly thicc. This is a great goal.

20.) Before I die I want to go to Hogwarts:
You can’t go to Hogwarts. Only ECU kids can.

19.) Before I die I want to perform intercourse:
That’s a sin, you know.

18.) Before I die I want to prove Zuckerberg is a Lizard:
It’s not proven?

17.) Before I die I want to learn to spell:
Clearly you know how to. Chill out.

16.) Before I die I want to eat my mom:
That’s cannibalism.

15.) Before I die I want to fuck your mom:
That’s fuckin’ savage.

14.) Before I die I want to You’re mom gay.
UNC is consistently ranked among the nation’s top 5 public universities in the nation.

13.) Before I die I want to eat my weight in cheese:
HELL yeah.

12.) Before I die I want to have a pet dog:
Simple, sweet, pure.

11.) Before I die I want to smok a joint:
You’ll be the first.

10.) Before I die I want to snort coke:
You shouldn’t.

9.) Before I die I want to Meet an alpaca:
That alpaca deserves to be met.

8.) Before I die I want to Get over the guy who cheated on me ❤:
Why tf did you include a heart here?

7.) Before I die I want to THIS BITCH EMPTY YEET:
Yeet on that empty bitch.

6.) Before I die I want to sacrifice a virgin:
Controversial.

5.) Before I die I want to sacrifice a lamb:
Slightly less controversial.

4.) Before I die I want to be a country artist:
Yodel boy?

3.) Before I die I want to scam old ppl:
What else are you supposed to do with them?

2.) Before I die I want to Make a army of robot:
Please no. It will attack.

1.) Before I die I want to show the world God’s love:
Okay? Chill out.

Well done UNC, 

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