The “Carmen Ohio” Alma Mater’s True Meaning: EXPOSED

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We’ve all thunk it: somehow, somewhere in the verses, there’s something about Carmen Ohio’s lyrics that are just hinting at some sexual undertones. And you never wanted to say it aloud, because you knew you’d be roasted for not having any respect for your school. But we know better. So as you sing it either drunk at the spring game, or drunk at commencement, ponder over the true meaning of Carmen Ohio, and how it summed up (or most likely didn’t sum up) your college experience. Lucky for you, The Black Sheep came in clutch for you and pulled out of their asses the most helpful SparkNotes you’ll need to succeed. Enjoy.