The beginning of the semester marks the perfect and arguably the only available time for students to unofficially assign themselves seats in the classroom. There are really only two options for seating arrangements that are beneficial to you: 1.) sitting next to someone who you intend to cheat off of, and 2.) sitting next to someone you intend to bang. Luckily, the class list option on Carmen allows you to slide into the email of the attractive ones, so you obviously choose the smart one to sit next to. So, how well did you actually do at accomplishing this?
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