A Judgmental Map of Waynesfield, Ohio
Being from a small town in Ohio has its perks!… Just kidding. It actually sucks because everyone knows everyone, and your business is their business. Also, YOU HAVE TO DRIVE 15 MINUTES FOR MCDONALD’S. If that isn’t the saddest thing you’ve ever heard, we don’t know what is. Check out this map to find out what it’s like to grow up in a town with a population of 807 people.
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Literally Anyone Can Graduate From Here:
Waynesfield-Goshen High School (a.k.a. HELL) is a place where kids spend 13+ years of their lives goofing off until they’re handed a diploma and pushed out into the real world. Graduating classes usually range from 30-50 students per year, and unless you never go to school ever, you’re guaranteed to graduate.
Have you ever heard about those parties in the middle of cornfields that sound kinda cool and super lowkey? Yeah, those don’t ever happen in real life. The farmer would be likely to catch you and either call the only cop in town, tell your parents, or shoot you. So really, besides you know providing food for America, the cornfields suck.
Sad Excuse for a Park:
If you ever get the opportunity to drive through Waynesfield, Ohio (don’t), you’ll notice that there is nobody at the town park. If there is, they’re probably sitting under the gazebo with a fat one wearing all black even though it’s hot as hell in the middle of summer. This park comes straight out of a horror movie.