A Definitive Timeline of the Typical OU Student

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College is hard. Keeping your shit together without any parental supervision for four straight years full of boozing and sleepless nights is even harder. It’s easy to feel like your life is in shambles and you haven’t done anything with your time in college, but have no fear. We at The Black Sheep are here to make you feel worse by laying out every unimpressive thing you’ve done with your time spent at Ohio University, and to show you that your life is in fact as mediocre as you think it is.

timeline of the typical OU student

It’s never too early to start campaigning for the next election: