Have you always found the concept of Russian roulette exhilarating, but don’t want to lay life and limb on the line to enjoy the game? If so, we have devised a variant of the high-stakes game that is sure to get the adrenaline pumping. Fear not, the only danger here is the over-consumption of alcohol.
What You’ll Need:
A bottle of hard liquor. To up the ante, we suggest moonshine. Also, one of those six-chambered Nerf guns, with a single dart in the chamber.
Number of Players:
However many you want. But four would be ideal so you can get drunk faster.
Level of Intoxication:
You will be taking a metaphorical bullet to the brain. When you wake up tomorrow morning, you may feel like you were actually shot in the head.
How to Play:
– The first player loads the dart into one of the chambers and spins it.
– He points it at his head, and takes a moment to contemplate life. Maybe says a prayer or makes a confession. Then pulls the trigger.
– If the dart is ejected into his temple, he must take a shot of whatever hard liquor is on hand. If it is not, he hands the gun to the next player, where the process is repeated until the dart is fired.
– For added amusement, speak in Russian accents.
The Game Ends When:
You find yourself too intoxicated to operate the children’s toy. Alternatively, end the game when you realize you’re a bunch of young adults sitting around and playing with a Nerf gun. The darts get lost pretty easily, so if you lose it you’re going to have to stop. If any player is feeling particularly ballsy and suggests using a real revolver instead of this kiddie shit, END THE GAME IMMEDIATLEY.