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9 S**tty Study Spots That Are Still Better Than Alden

Finals time is upon us at Ohio University and students are scrambling to find places to study. Some are setting up in their same location in Alden Library while others are just learning where the library is located. For every great spot there is to study on campus there are several shitty spots. Here is the list of the top shitty places to study for finals.

9.) The Aquatic Center:

Why it’s a shitty spot to study: It’s hard to take notes under water.

8.) Bench of a wagon:
Why it’s a shitty spot to study: The smell of horse shit is one of the few things that smells worse that the second floor of Alden library.

7.) Cooking demonstration:
Why it’s a shitty spot to study: You’re not studying nutrition! Why would you want to study around people talking about macronutrients of something that isn’t Red Bull?

6.) Stacked chairs:
Why it’s a shitty spot to study: You can’t study as a group when all of the chairs are stacked. Where will everyone sit?

5.) Middle of a busy intersection:Why it’s a shitty spot to study: There are no chairs to sit in. What kind of monster tries to study without sitting in a chair?

4.) Table outside Baker Center:
Why it’s a shitty spot to study: Not a lot of privacy. People will be walking by all the time and that is a major distraction

3.) Middle of the floor in Baker Center:Why it’s a shitty spot to study: Until the Freedom of Expression policy is figured out, university officials will likely think you are a protester and have you arrested.

2.) Santa’s lap:Why it’s a shitty spot to study: You would have to share space with all the little kids (along with some creepy adults) that want to talk to Santa. Plus you know that Santa isn’t real.

1.) Escalator in Baker Center:Why it’s a shitty spot to study: Every ten seconds you would reach the next floor and have to move your study materials. That is would be a major pain in the ass.

Just remember, lots of people go to college for seven years. They’re called doctors. Good luck with finals!

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